Time for a Joke...

Two Night elves - A Druid and a Rogue - had gone out for a Girls-Night-Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The Druid had nothing to wipe with so she took off her knickers, used them and threw them away. The Rogue, however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day Druid's boyfriend phones the Rogue's boyfriend and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My love came home last night without her knickers."

"That's nothing," said the Rogue's boyfriend, "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Tavern, We'll never forget you!'"

A new comic!

*Ive been thinking of this for a while now, so I decided to go for it. Ive decided to make a little weekly comic strip for the blog, just for fun. Hope you enjoy it =)

Big thanks to Phantomella for the use of her wowmodelviewer.

A new Hogger?

Apart from Queezy, Wrath of the Lich king sees the introduction of many new elite monsters, raid bosses, and random rare spawns. Set to be the Northrend equivalent of Hogger, the undead titan Thrym has been seen patrolling the second tier of Zul'Drak, as Gb saw on a routine flight down to Grizzly Hills...


*Note; In Norse mythology, Thrym was the giant who stole Mjollnir, which was the magical hammer of Thor, norse god of thunder. Thrym asked as ransom to marry the goddess Freyja, goddess of marridge and fertility. Well, at least Arthas has good taste...

Has it been that long?

Well it's the 4th anniversary of World Of Warcraft today (*sigh* Seems like just yesterday...) which Blizzard is celebrating with an adorable little bear for everyone. I dont know about you, but he seems too cute to be true, and I find that suspicious. What's he hiding...? ¬¬

In other news, Azeroth's supreme overlord of evil, Queezy, received an unexpected early christmas present this week, due to his good behaviour....or at least his improvement in hiding the bodies. However, this gift might cause problems for other players. In completely unrelated news, Arthas has decided to leave Northrend for pastures new, as he quotes 'It wasnt north enough!


Deathknights seem to be all the rage at the moment, and like any self-respecting dwarf, we had to see what all the fuss was about. And thus, Darkage was born! This friendly helpful lord of despair and undeath, currently lives on the Chamber of Aspects realm, to keep in touch with our good family friend Vertron, but feel free to visit anytime, he's always looking for new vict...-I mean friends.

Wrath of the Lich King brought in many new features, one of the most important of which being Dalaran, a city steeped in lore and mystery, but with amazing new features, such as a new battleground portal, new mount vendors (flying and multiple riders), and a cake vendor! On his travels up to 'The Purple Lounge', Dalaran's most exclusive tavern, Gb got a great view of what is sure to be the next favourite hangout of WoW players everywhere.