Two Night elves - A Druid and a Rogue - had gone out for a Girls-Night-Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The Druid had nothing to wipe with so she took off her knickers, used them and threw them away. The Rogue, however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day Druid's boyfriend phones the Rogue's boyfriend and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My love came home last night without her knickers."
"That's nothing," said the Rogue's boyfriend, "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Tavern, We'll never forget you!'"
1 comment:
Is this implying that Kaldorei rogue girls are boozers? Some of us are teetotallers... well, not me - personally I can drink a dwarf under the table [resists urge to make joke at this point], but I'm sure there are some... ;)
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